The Wish Corruptor

Granted! But someone missunderstood your wish. You woke up on a cocaine plantation and got killed by columbian drug-dealers.

I wish I were a child again.

Granted, you haven't specified what age you want to be, so you became an embryo.

I wish I lived in 18th century.

The Genie merely waves his hand and says "WISH GRANTED FOOLISH MORTAL" then disappears.
Quickly you discover that Permanent X-Ray vision is a horrible way to go through life as you are surrounded by chattering skeletons that you don't even recognize. Terrified, you recoil as the skeletons try to calm you down and days later, strapped to a table and frothing at the mouth, you can only watch in mute horror as unknown skeletons start to perform a strange medical examination on you with alien tools in an alien world.

I wish it wasn't so damned hot!

Wish Granted, Welcome to Siberia!

I wish I didn't had to go to university today.....

Granted and Dame Judi Dench will be Wonder Woman.

I wish I had the ability to fly.

Granted, It's Shredder's clone.

I wish Sims 3 didn't go so slow on my computer. (Yeah, that's what I play recently....)

WISH GRANTED
Your motherboard burns out. Sims 3 no longer goes slow.
I wish for a magic genie in a bottle to grant me 3 wishes

WISH GRANTED The Genie smiles and vanishes back to its own dimension and you get nothing, nada, squat, diddly
I wish for an All you can eat breakfast buffet.

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WISH GRANTED The Genie smiles and vanishes back to its own dimension and you get nothing, nada, squat, diddly
I wish for an All you can eat breakfast buffet.

grantend but you end up as mr creosote from monty python.

I wish to see Jimi Hendrix live

Granted, They exhumed Jimi's half-rotten corpse, gave it a guitar and placed by the microphone, just so you can see him erm.... live?

I wish there was no such thing like religion, at least people would have one less thing to kill themselves about (Yes I'm talking about Charlie Hebdo.... )

Wish granted. You were expelled from your school, so there are no exams for you.

I wish someone else made a wish.