The Wish Corruptor

  • I found this game on some old forums I used to visit.
    Pretty much, you wish for something that you think would work to your advantage, but then the next person would determine the outcome of your wish that no longer works to your advantage.


    All of the wishes and responses re meant to be hypothetical.
    When you are replying to a wish, use your imagination for the negative outcome of said wish instead of basing it on reality.


    Examples:



    1) Person A: I wish to be invincible!


    Person B replies: Granted, but your friends and family die before you and when the world ends, you'll float around in space for eternity.


    2) Person A: I wish for a mansion!


    Person B replies: Granted, but the person who sold you the mansion forgot to mention that the mansion is haunted.




    I'll start!



    I wish for a brand new car!

    I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980


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  • Ok Bella, but are you aware that being not used to new car there's a bigger chance of you causing a road accident?


    I wish to go to Egypt.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • @bellaX: but You live in New York City, right? There are already so much cars. were would you park it? And when do you want to use it? In the rush hour? Much fun :D


    @Eggy: first damn you. In Egypt they still have trouble with the building a democratic state. Its also dangerous. You may be kidnapped. and never enter this Forum again...


    I want to ride my bike from Alaska to cape hoorn/south america some day.

  • @ Till: You could freeze on Alaska, got eaten by bears, got shot, etc. And riding a bike in dense Amazon Jungle doesn't seem possible.....


    I want to be an archeologist!

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. You are now an archeologist.


    But while you were studying the ruins of an old civilization, the ruins collapsed and now you are caved in!



    I wish for world peace!

    I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980


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  • What can I say? That will never happen? But i don't want to talk so pessimistic.


    I wish for the new Green Day album (¡Dos!) not being too bad.

  • I apologize, I should have explained this a little better.


    All of the wishes and stuff...are meant to be hypothetical.
    When you are replying to a wish, use your imagination for the negative outcome of said wish instead of basing it on reality.
    For example, Till , when you responded to the world peace wish...you could have said something along the lines of "Granted! But now the world has become so incredibly dull that you die of boredom. :)

    I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980


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  • Very well, It won't be too bad, because Green Day will NEVER release any new album. :P


    I wish I had a Time Machine...

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted! But on your first trip something goes wrong and you got stuck in time with a really angry T-Rex. To make things worse you step on a little rat, one of our ancestors, while you try to escape. This leads to huge changes in the evolution of mankind and suddenly you disappear, because you never were born. Oops.


    I wish for some really rich SP-Studio fan ringing my bell and present me with one of the old "modular houses" sets from Lego (they cost hundrets of € now)...

  • Granted, but the SP-Studio fan was holding a grudge against you, because you banned him. when you open the box, instead of Legos you find a bomb which explodes in your face. :P


    I wish I had each and every Lego set ever made....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted! You have your own theme park!


    But due to insufficient funds, the power goes out and you're stuck upside down on a roller coaster....



    I wish for the ability to fly!

    I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980


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  • Granted, but when you pursuit Gentleman Ghost, he outsmarts you and buries you alive.


    I wish I was a pirate...... Yarrr......

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but did you ever watched the beginning of the third part of "pirates of the Caribbean" ? The East India Company will hang you.


    I wish for having my own giraffe! sense? :D

  • Granted, but the giraffe develops rabies within an urban environment and causes riots in your town, killing you in the process.


    I wish I could tap into the abilities of any animal on earth.

  • Granted, but you can only tap into the ability of a starfish. And by it I don't mean regeneration but the ability to pop your stomach out through mouth.


    I wish to be omnipotent.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Jabels : Granted. But always think of the fact that humans are always the last part of the food chain :hungry:


    @Eggy: damn you again! Granted. But you get bored soon and you commit suicide...


    I wish for becoming a pilot. (oh, what provocation... :rolleyes:)

  • Granted, but crazy Muslim extremists will capture your plane and drive it into nearest skyscrapper.


    I wish to go to the moon. :P

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!