The Wish Corruptor

  • Granted. Cancer is also some sort of mutation, right?


    I wish Series 9 of Lego Collectable minifigs were already here.....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Jetpack-guy : Granted, but as you drove with it, the battery started burning, the tank exploded and you died.
    Till : Granted, but you got a reserve math teacher writing an exam by order of the ill taecher.


    I wish for DVD´s of all 15 available southpark seasons, including episodes 200 & 201 full uncensored. :D

  • Granted! But the only available languages on these DVDs are korean, turkish and the language of penguins...


    I wisch for way better skills on typing...

  • Granted they're so good, that your keyboard exploded.


    I'm hungry, I wish for pizza. :hungry:

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted! But it contains poison.


    @Eggy: bad Thing I have a laptop :(


    I wish for a the new complete season The Walking Dead on DVD

  • Granted! But the new season is so good, realistic and horrible that you get scared and paranoid. You never want to watch any series and movies containing zombies or voilence. Only My little Pony..... all the Time


    I wish for a glass of cold pure water.

  • Granted, but it doesn't work.


    I wish TES V: Dragonborn was already avaible for PC.....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. I heard many good reviews of The Bible, so here you go. :P


    I wish for something to eat.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but it's your least favorite food and you no longer have an appetite because you are grossed out by said food that's in front of you.


    I wish for an internship....

  • Granted, Batteries and games sold separately.


    I wish for a Lego Brand Store near my house.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. It's rather painfully tight in the groin.


    I wish for some lemonade beer.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but you drink a few more than you should, and wake up naked on the street.


    I wish for reusable fireworks!