The Wish Corruptor

  • granted, but your door lock is broken so you can't enjoy it!


    I wish for pizza

  • Granted, You heard that Gravity stretches time? Let me just push you from a high ledge, you'll have more time.... I'm no quantum scientist, but this should work... Well, until you plummet to the ground.


    I just made an awesome pic of Doc Ock, And I wish the next contest was about Marvel Villains, or comic book villains in general, so I could post it...... :D

  • granted, but you are accused of cheating and you lose. ha


    i wish for tacos

  • granted, you just invaded russia, theres a lot of space there right?


    I wish I could absorb books information instantly

  • granted, nuking the country will stop all unrest right?


    I wish music followed me wherever i was

  • granted, but you can't open the box


    I wish someone else would join this topic.

  • granted, anyone up for russian roulette?


    I wish for a 7th Professor Layton game.

  • granted. But you know… It only comes for Atari 2600.


    I wish for this girl to… damn. This already was corrupted today… okay. Ice cream please. Yep, give me ice cream.

  • Granted, but it is cyanide flavoured


    I wish this scottish referendum would just get over it.

  • granted, you now work for the worlds oldest profession...


    I wish for more pretzel m&ms

  • (Mmmm, Pretzel M&M's' those are my favorite kind of M&M's!)


    Granted! You got more Pretzel M&M's!


    But because you had so many pretzel M&Ms, your body rejects it and you no longer crave them.




    I wish I could stop having writer's block!

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