Worst Song You've Ever Heard?

  • "Hot Problems" by Double Take is my new "worst song ever", although it was obviously made to suck on purpose so it could get viral. Two 12 year old girls talking about their buts and shit. It's absolutely disgraceful and it makes "Friday" look like a masterpiece for fuck's sake.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

  • Quote from Jetpack-guy

    anything on this album:


    But that's the album that introduced Jon Bon Jovi to the world! He was a janitor at the recording studio and somehow ended up doing a duet with R2-D2. So if you hate this album, you hate Jon Bon Jovi too!


    ...


    ...Oh, right. Carry on then. :D

  • Cher Lloyd-Want U Back
    One Direction- Every song
    Nicki Minaj- Every song
    At school we all got to pick one song as it was the last day before we broke up for Christmas (yes it was a long time ago however I don't care) I had to sit through an hour of this crappy music but when it was my turn everyone said "oh put my crappy music choice on!!" I ignored them and put on Winter Wrap Up... Worth it heres an accturate picture of what happened

  • Quote from I<3ShaneDawson12


    Nicki Minaj- Every song


    Nicki Minaj is a good chorus singer (stupid hoe dosent count), and i only listen to her to laugh when she makes up words. Also, in songs that aren't her singles, shes ok
    Case in point (the songs called champion if you cant watch it.)


    On another note, I laughed harder at that pic than i should have. good job

  • Quote from zachrayblue

    Macarana: I know it's also a dance


    Not really. A lot of people learned the dance in the video, sure, but it's not like you ever see anyone doing "The Macarena" to any other song, or going to Macarena classes, is it?

  • Quote from Caribou


    Not really. A lot of people learned the dance in the video, sure, but's not like you ever see anyone doing "The Macarena" to any other song, or going to Macarena classes, is it?


    It was just like Karamelldansen, or Gagnam Style, basicly, a viral music video with catchy music and easy to learn dance sequence. If I'm not mistaken, Macarena actually was the predecessor of this type of meme......

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • As it's a spanish product (not proud of it at all... :puke: ) I'd like to explain it (and apology):


    The 'Macarena' was just a stupid kind of flamenco song written and interpreted by 'Los del Río' that was accompained by a stupid choreography.


    A 'disco version'... :puke: with a female voice added became a 'viral song' before internet age and got to Bill clinton's Democratic Party being used for the USA presidential campaign ... And give the world the image of those who were called to be the most important people in the world making the clown...


    Not a dance, not a style... just... :puke:


    'Give happiness to your body Macarena... Hey Macarena... :puke: '


    Years later we launched the 'Aserejé' by 'Las Ketchup (The Tomato daughters)'... but that was another story... :facepalm:

  • I quite like "The Ketchup Song" even though as an indie rock snob I really shouldn't. I don't care; it's catchy and bouncy and happy-sounding. Maybe it helps that I have no idea what the words are.

  • Quote from Caribou

    But come on, no self-respecting band would want the kind of exposure she's had. It's been overwhelmingly negative and often humiliating. I feel sorry for her if anything, she might be financially better off but I'm sure this whole experience has probably permanently ruined her as a person.


    I wrote that about Rebecca Black about three years ago now. I'm happy to report I was wrong. =)