Granted, You watch all your loved ones die and you can never join them, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
I wish the new TMNT Movie to be good
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Granted, but it's so good, it's horrible (because fuck logic).
I wish More people visited South Park Studio, and no, they can't be trolls or spammers or bots.
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Granted, but so many people visit it crashes the website Permanently
I wish to complete my collection of lego simpsons minifigures
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Granted, you get all the minifigs you don't have, but they have missing parts.
I wish there was fourth season of ERB allready.......
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Granted, but the stress of making all the new pictures drives me insane and i kill you all
I hope you are happy with yourself...I wish for spoilers to be non-existent.
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Ok, but.......
Erm... that was awkward....
Anyway, I wish I had Internet at our summer house, where I'm going this weekend. -
granted, but it only shows spreadsheets
I wish to pass all my exams
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Granted, but you are now failing everything else in life.
I wish for more wishes.
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Granted, but the wishes get given to everyone and as everyone gets what they want, this leads to social unrest, unrest.
I wish I could write a script for my batman fan film.
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Granted, but your script sucks so much, that no director wants to make a film of it.
I wish for a bowl of cereal.
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Granted, But it is Raisin Bran in Skimmed Milk
I wish to run at superspeed.
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Granted, but let's do a little math here: You Running + Wall = Your body splattered all over the wall.
I wish for something not poisonous to eat...
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Granted, I don't think the flesh-eating virus is poisonous...
I wish for the good TV to start back
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Granted, but your TV set stops working.
I wish I had "Black Seas Barracuda" Lego Pirates set......
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granted, but no instructions....
I wish that my neighbour's children playing outside would shut up
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Eh, lack of instructions is no problem since you can download a .pdf of them... ANYWAY!
You wanted them little brats to be quiet? Granted! Now they will not usher a word because they're DEAD!
I wish for more games on my PS3, and a second gamepad.
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granted, but the gamepad is without batteries and the all the games are modern 3d sonic games
I wish for inspiration
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Granted. You are inspired to shoot yourself............yeah.....
I wish I was a badass ninja robot from outer space who can shoot lasers from his eyes and fly...
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Granted, but your batteries have a short lifespan.
I wish I knew everything about Early Christian Art & Architecture, so I won't have to study for my exam.....
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Granted, but the surplus of information gets rid of other things you know, like the date of the exam
I wish I could sleep
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