The Wish Corruptor

  • Granted. Thanks to super futuristic technology, you can use them many times. If you survive the first launch, that is....


    I wish Skyrim didn't CTD everytime I go to Breezehome. That's really f***in' annoying.... >(

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. But the meat on the Pizza is contaminated with an virus, that causes a zombie apocalypse.


    I wish for holding all my resolutions for 2013. And same for you.

  • Granted. Except... NOT. :P


    I Wish y'all happy New year. :party:

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but it eats your plants and poops on the carpet in your living room.


    I wish for new episode of Epic Rap Battles of history.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but your internet broke so you cant see it!


    I wish the scottish new year coverage wasnt so dreary

  • Granted, it somehow was bright day at midnight... wait, how does.... anyway!


    I wish fireworks wouldn't mess the streets so much.

  • Granted, here's a broom, fave fun cleaning all that mess.


    I wish for more cash to spent it on Lego.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted! Here You go, more cash for you. But Lego will get invaluable...


    I wis h for some motivation to learn for maths test.

  • Granted. You are SO eager to study maths, but you will fail anyway.


    I wish someone else made a wish.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but they all just want to advert for kitchen sellers in GB... :(


    I wish for luck. Because I'll write my exams next week.

  • Here's a four-leaf clover. No, it's not gonna tell you the right answers on an exam, it's just a useless plant, which somehow symbolises good luck.


    I wish I had a tophat and a monocle.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but when you test it, and fly into outer space, the ring stops working, and leaves you floating and dying from the lack of oxygen.


    I wish my cough was over...... :sick:

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but the cure gives you the flesh-eating-virus...so...


    I wish for my prelim exams to be quick and easy...

  • Granted, but he doesn't want to talk to you

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!