The Wish Corruptor

  • Granted, but they're all Randy episodes


    I wish for not being killed for a wish.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • ok, Granted. But you'll get killed for something else.


    I wish for being able to decide whats on broadcasting.

  • Quote from Till

    ok, Granted. But you'll get killed for something else.


    I wish for being able to decide whats on broadcasting.


    Granted, but a hurricane destroyed the television stations so now there's nothing on TV.



    I wish for the power of telekinesis.

  • wish granted, but the extra wind hit the moon, cause it to effect the tides and fuck everyones weather up!!
    i wish bottom-less tub of nutella

  • Granted, but you become a nerd, and everyone in school make fun of you. :P


    I wish my computer worked again. (I'm using my laptop atm....)

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but it tastes like a warm piss.


    I wish for warmer weather in Poland. (No, seriously, is it normal to snow between October and November? :cold: )

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. Global warming in process. Ähm, right, It might take some time....


    I wish for this global warming will stop. Oh, and to make it harder, please no global cooling down...

  • Granted, but the Earth exploded for no particular reason.


    [strike]I Wish to win Africa contest..[/strike] WAIT, Scratch that. :P


    I wish more people came to SP-Studio.....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, but you will not reach top 5


    I wish for lifelong supply of marshmallows

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, you'll get your first supply in three days... Too bad you only have two days left to live.


    I wish for more wishes.

  • Granted, but it's a plastic bag, tied onto your neck.


    I wish to have my own kingdom....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted but its only the size of the room you are in right now. (lucky, if you are outside surfing with your smartphone right now....)


    I wish for nobody on earth getting cancer anymore.