The Wish Corruptor

ok, Granted. But you'll get killed for something else.

I wish for being able to decide whats on broadcasting.

Quote from Eggyslav

Granted, but they're all Randy episodes

At least they're not all Towelie episodes.

Quote from Till

ok, Granted. But you'll get killed for something else.

I wish for being able to decide whats on broadcasting.

Granted, but a hurricane destroyed the television stations so now there's nothing on TV.

I wish for the power of telekinesis.

wish granted, but everyone else got it by an error
and now you are only reading ur own mind

I wish Sandy didn't happen. Nowhere. And no, don't call it another name.

wish granted, but the extra wind hit the moon, cause it to effect the tides and fuck everyones weather up!!
i wish bottom-less tub of nutella

Granted, but its some new kind of. i mean, sugar free.

I wish for better marks.

Granted. it works agin, now. For everybody but you.

I wish for a a glass of ginger ale.

Granted. Global warming in process. Ähm, right, It might take some time....

I wish for this global warming will stop. Oh, and to make it harder, please no global cooling down...

Granted, but they're all trolls.

I wish for infinite wishes.

granted, but each one costs 1 trillion Pounds.

I wish for a cool contest theme.

Granted, you'll get your first supply in three days... Too bad you only have two days left to live.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, unfortunately I misheard u and you are in a giant fishbowl
I wish for a new hat

Granted but its only the size of the room you are in right now. (lucky, if you are outside surfing with your smartphone right now....)

I wish for nobody on earth getting cancer anymore.