The Wish Corruptor

  • Granted, but you get to have every malignant cancer, from skin to testicles, from lungs to brain.


    I wish for time controlling powers.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted, you go to the dinosaur times kill a wasp causing this website to not exist making every one of US kill ourselves, I hope your happy.


    I wish I was James bond

  • Granted, but when you're fighting with Alec Trevelyan on the cradle, he pushes you off and you fall to your death.



    I wish for a virtual reality video game!!!

  • Granted, but it's a horror-survival game, which is too terrifying to play.


    I wish I had all files from my old computer in my laptop.......

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. But you have each of them 15 times. And they are all mixed up, renamed and cryptographically secured. have fun!


    I wish for our Teacher forgetting this years exams on his desk.

  • Granted, but he'll make a new, far more difficult exam. Good luck.... :P


    I wish Janina had drawn my prize wish already....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • granted but it eats you.


    I wish for a color pencil that can switch to every color I want and doesn't get used up.

  • Very well, but it can only switch to white, bright white, snow white, milky white and eggshell white.


    I wish I owned a monster Truck.....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. You owned one. But you sold it because everytime you drive it you kill lots of people. because you can't see anything while driving it.


    regarding my wish: So, it can switch to EVERY color I want, but only some different tones of withe? strange.


    My new wish: my own tropic island!

  • Here you go, a tropical island, full of venomous snakes, giant spiders, mosquitoes, vampire bats, and other beasties... and a tribe of not so friendly cannibals....... Did I mentioned that island is right in the middle of Bermuda Triangle? :evil:


    I wish to live in The Elder Scrolls games universe, Tamriel.....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. You live in the Game. But tomorrow there will be the new version released. And you know what happens with old games...


    btw, guys, I have my own island now! You are all invented! First international sp-studio community meeting!


    what brings us to my next wish. look above.

  • Granted, but Jabels comes stoned as hell and ruins the party. :P (Sorry Jabels)


    I wish for a samurai armor to my collection.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted! You are now an owner of a Fez!
    But while you are walking on the road near a steep cliff, Austin Powers mistakes you for Mustafa and pushes you off the cliff!


    I wish I could go back in time and see The Beatles perform on The Ed Sullivan Show!

  • Granted, but the cake is a lie.


    I wish to watch 2001: Space Odissey.

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. Have fun explaining the police that these money aren't counterfeit.


    I wish I didn't had to go to the university tomorrow.....

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    Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium!
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
    Deine zauber binden wieder
    Was die Mode streng geteilt;
    Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
    Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

  • Granted. But instead you have a visit at the dentist's and a root treatment.


    I wish for not failing in maths.