Quote from bellaXravenBut because you had so many pretzel M&Ms, your body rejects it and you no longer crave them.
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That's impossible
Anyway, Granted. However the only story you can think of is midget torture porn...
I wish for ISIS to all die.
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Granted, but they come back as zombies and the plague spreads way faster than ebola. Also, they're running zombies so it won't be fun.
I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time whenever I want.
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Granted, you have just screwed up all the quantum mechanics, and suddenly the very fabric of time-space continuum is destroyed.
I wish for new headphones for my phone.
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Granted, but they only play its a small world on repeat.
I wish i could download the orange box on my xbox. YOU WERE HAPPY TO TAKE MY MONEY MICROSOFT!!!!
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Quote from Jetpack-guy
Granted, but they only play its a small world on repeat.
I wish i could download the orange box on my xbox. YOU WERE HAPPY TO TAKE MY MONEY MICROSOFT!!!!
Granted by the download caused to crash your xbox.
I wish nothing
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Granted, There is only nothing... NOTHING....
I wish for cryokinetic powers
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Granted, but your cryokinetic powers go awry, unleashes eternal winter, and Idina Menzel sings "Let It Go" 24/7, all year round.
I wish for a hug.
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Granted, you'll get a hug.... From a Grizzly Bear.
I wish I owned a castle.
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Granted, you are now the owner of America fast food chain White Castle!!
I wish Bono would die.
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Granted, but then we wouldn't have the biggest crap in the unvierse anymore!
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I wish for a second South Park movie...
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Granted, done 15 years after Trey Parker and Matt Stone's death, baring no resemblance to the original show!
I wish a longer holiday.
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Granted, Holiday are now all-year, but due the low education number of unemployed people drastically increases, and causes civil unrest, causing chaos all over the globe.
I wish new Lego sets were already avaible in Poland.
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granted, but only lego friend
I wish for a bacon sandwich
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Granted, It's a do-it-yourself sandwich, here's some bread, a pig, and a butcher's knife. you know what to do....
I wish it was already voting time at the current contest.
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granted, but you get disqualified
I wish for clear skin
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WISH GRANTED
You now have perfect clear skin. It has a real impact on the ladies as they run in horror from your (seemingly) skinless body
I wish I had better internet -
Granted, Your Internet connection is so fast, your computer catches on fire.
I wish for money, lots of it.
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WISH GRANTED
That afternoon a light rain falls as 3 dump trucks show up and unload many tonnes of monopoly money on your front lawn. The paper money turns to mush in the wet and over the next few weeks attracts hordes or flies and vermin leaving you wonder why you did not wish for "Real" money
I wish Christmas Holidays were here already (1week to go) -
Granted, but being a week behind drives Santa mental and craps in everyone's stockings. Good Work
I wish to avoid spoilers
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Quote from Jetpack-guy
Granted, but being a week behind drives Santa mental and craps in everyone's stockings. Good Work
I wish to avoid spoilers
Granted but the movies turned into spoilers and spoilers into movies..
I wish for myself in a game
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