WELCOME
To
"Spooky High"
Enter...
IF you DARE!!!
Oh good!
Fresh meat...
Ahem!!
I mean...
Good!
You're still here!!!
Spooky High is a HighSchool for all creatures spooky, monstrous, mysterious and terrifying!!!
I'm your Principal,
Count Dracula!
I am also the founder of this school!
It has been around since 1846!!
So, students have been attending here and learning how to be proper SCARY Monsters so as to frighten the life out of foolish mortals for many years!!!
It is great fun, I tell you.
Now!
Everyone who enters this school must register!!!
That means telling us what type of creature you are and your name and age.
Next, we'll need to take a photo of you for our records so as to have a face to go with the name!
VERY IMPORTANT!
Everyone starts out as a freshmen, but do not worry! Even the seniors will be most helpful to you!
Also, we have some rules for all to keep in mind:
1. NO BULLYING! (It will NOT be tolerated!)
2. ALLWAYS BE WILLING TO HELP THOSE STUDENTS WHO ARE IN NEED!
3. BANSHEES ARE NOT TO SCREAM WHILE ON SCHOOL GROUNDS! (WE WOULDN'T WANT OTHER STUDENTS TO GO DEATH NOW DO WE?)
4. ALL DAYLIGHT STUDENTS MUST BE IN BED BY 8:45pm SO AS TO ALLOW THE NOCTURNAL STUDENTS TIME TO GET READY AND NOT HAVE YOU IN THEIR WAY!
5. ALL NOCTURNAL STUDENTS MUST BE IN BED BEFORE DAWN! SAME REASON AS RULE #4 AND SO YOU DON'T DIE! WE DON'T NEED YOUR PARENTS SUING US FOR THEIR CHILD'S NEGLIGENCE!!!
6. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF YOUR PEERS AND PROFESSORS!!!
7. MEALS ARE BETWEEN EACH CLASS AND WILL BE PROVIDED FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REQUIRE IT! (WE CUSTOM PREPARE MEALS TO SUIT EACH OF YOUR TASTES AND PALETTES!)
8. BE ON TIME TO CLASS!
Your class schedules will be assigned after the registering process is completed!
We hope you enjoy your time here at SPOOKYHIGH and learn much during your time with us!
Thank you for attending!
Signed:
Your Principal,
Count Dracula