The Wish Corruptor

WISH GRANTED
Your motherboard burns out. Sims 3 no longer goes slow.
I wish for a magic genie in a bottle to grant me 3 wishes

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, how ever the genie doesn't understand English (it is Arabian after all...)

I wish a sequel to Elf.

[Dogzilla]

Granted. Straight-to-DVD sequel starring Adam Sandler as Buddy's son!

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted...

WISH GRANTED The Genie smiles and vanishes back to its own dimension and you get nothing, nada, squat, diddly
I wish for an All you can eat breakfast buffet.

[Jareen2]

[Eggyslav]

Granted, They exhumed Jimi's half-rotten corpse, gave it a guitar and placed by the microphone, just so you can see him erm.... live?

I wish there was no such thing like religion, at least people would have one less thing to kill themselves about (Yes I'm talking about Charlie Hebdo.... )

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, unfortunately you are out of a job as there are less religious artefacts to find...

I wish for a stress-free exam period.

[Eggyslav]

Wish granted. You were expelled from your school, so there are no exams for you.

I wish someone else made a wish.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, look down...

I wish for a 4th series of An Idiot Abroad

[Dogzilla]

Granted. An Idiot Abroad: USA, With a Brand New Cast!

I wish SP Studio was the most popular website in the world...

[Eggyslav]

Granted, it is more popular... amongst spambots.

I wish for new Lego Pirates sets. All of them.

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, no instructions or separate bags

I wish to stop procrastinating...

[Eggyslav]

Granted You'll stop procrastinating.... a little bit later, tomorrow maybe?

I wish I wasn't so bored right now......

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, a killer bee attack will spice thing up a bit...

I wish marvel won't screw up spider-man

[Jareen2]

Granted. but now is bankrupt.
I wish I met a phamous youtuber in real life.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, you'll get to see famous You Tube singer..... Rebbeca Black. XD

I wish my sister's ex gave me back my copy of Assassin's Creed IV for PS3.

[Till]

Granted, but he does, because they will come back together and he will then constantly bother you to lend him games.

I wish I would pass this year in School...

[Eggyslav]

Granted but you won't pass the nest year.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.......

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, who can sleep with Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf at the foot of their bed...

I wish for less timed essays in Modern Studies

[Dogzilla]

Granted, you get 10 seconds to answer 1000 questions or you fail....

I wish that they don't fuck up Batman vs Superman...

[Eggyslav]

Granted. They fucked up Star Wars instead. ;_;

I wish there was no such thing like payed mods for Skyrim on Steam Workshop. (Seriously Gaben, what were you thinking?)

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, I used Time Travel to stop Skyrim ever being made... Good Work.

I wish for less shitty weekend TV

[Eggyslav]

@JPG: Granted, there will be no tv broadcast for weekend at all.

I wish for PS4 and The Witcher: Wild Hunt game.

[Jareen2]

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, you are seeing MUSE! unfortunately they aren't playing music, just eating sandwiches...

I wish for an easy modern studies exam.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, the exam is so easy, it's impossible.

I wish a LDD update was already here.....

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, You can now build the entire LEGO Friends Line.

I wish for an accurate adaptation of The War Of The Worlds.

Granted! ... But Peter Jackson will be the director and writer.

I wish Peter Jackson never putting his eyes on 'The Silmarilion'.

[Eggyslav]

Wish Granted, Peter Jackson won't even touch Silmarilion, but so do other directors, thus, there will never, ever, be a film adaptation of it.

I wish movie directors didn't overuse CGI in their films, focusing more on practical fx....

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted! Here is a new set pic from Captain American: Civil War:




I wish for a Photographic memory