The Wish Corruptor

[Jetpack-guy]

[Dogzilla]

Granted, but they come back as zombies and the plague spreads way faster than ebola. Also, they're running zombies so it won't be fun.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time whenever I want.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, you have just screwed up all the quantum mechanics, and suddenly the very fabric of time-space continuum is destroyed.

I wish for new headphones for my phone.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, but they only play its a small world on repeat.

I wish i could download the orange box on my xbox. YOU WERE HAPPY TO TAKE MY MONEY MICROSOFT!!!!

[Jareen2]

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, There is only nothing... NOTHING....

I wish for cryokinetic powers

[bellaXraven]

Granted, but your cryokinetic powers go awry, unleashes eternal winter, and Idina Menzel sings "Let It Go" 24/7, all year round.

I wish for a hug.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, you'll get a hug.... From a Grizzly Bear.

I wish I owned a castle.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, you are now the owner of America fast food chain White Castle!!

I wish Bono would die.

[Dogzilla]

Granted, but then we wouldn't have the biggest crap in the unvierse anymore!



I wish for a second South Park movie...

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, done 15 years after Trey Parker and Matt Stone's death, baring no resemblance to the original show!

I wish a longer holiday.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, Holiday are now all-year, but due the low education number of unemployed people drastically increases, and causes civil unrest, causing chaos all over the globe.

I wish new Lego sets were already avaible in Poland.

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but only lego friend

I wish for a bacon sandwich

[Eggyslav]

Granted, It's a do-it-yourself sandwich, here's some bread, a pig, and a butcher's knife. you know what to do....

I wish it was already voting time at the current contest.

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but you get disqualified

I wish for clear skin

WISH GRANTED
You now have perfect clear skin. It has a real impact on the ladies as they run in horror from your (seemingly) skinless body
I wish I had better internet

[Eggyslav]

Granted, Your Internet connection is so fast, your computer catches on fire.

I wish for money, lots of it.

WISH GRANTED
That afternoon a light rain falls as 3 dump trucks show up and unload many tonnes of monopoly money on your front lawn. The paper money turns to mush in the wet and over the next few weeks attracts hordes or flies and vermin leaving you wonder why you did not wish for "Real" money
I wish Christmas Holidays were here already (1week to go)

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, but being a week behind drives Santa mental and craps in everyone's stockings. Good Work

I wish to avoid spoilers

[Jareen2]

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, I hope you enjoy being that first Goomba...

I wish for snow

Granted! But someone missunderstood your wish. You woke up on a cocaine plantation and got killed by columbian drug-dealers.

I wish I were a child again.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, you haven't specified what age you want to be, so you became an embryo.

I wish I lived in 18th century.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, hope you enjoy a lack of anti-biotics!

I wish for x ray vision

The Genie merely waves his hand and says "WISH GRANTED FOOLISH MORTAL" then disappears.
Quickly you discover that Permanent X-Ray vision is a horrible way to go through life as you are surrounded by chattering skeletons that you don't even recognize. Terrified, you recoil as the skeletons try to calm you down and days later, strapped to a table and frothing at the mouth, you can only watch in mute horror as unknown skeletons start to perform a strange medical examination on you with alien tools in an alien world.

I wish it wasn't so damned hot!

[Eggyslav]

Wish Granted, Welcome to Siberia!

I wish I didn't had to go to university today.....

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, enjoy future unemployment

I wish for a decent Wonder Woman movie

Granted and Dame Judi Dench will be Wonder Woman.

I wish I had the ability to fly.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, the highspeed flight gives you friction burns all over your body and you also get frostbite

I wish to the 2nd TMNT movie to have a villain other than Shredder!

[Eggyslav]

Granted, It's Shredder's clone.

I wish Sims 3 didn't go so slow on my computer. (Yeah, that's what I play recently....)