First there was nothing... Then there was something, now go ahead and pick one of two characters so we can move on with this:
This guy is kind of an inconsiderate douchebag, there´s nothing much else to say for now other than you don´t want to pick him lest everyone know you are a douchebag too.
The second kid is a responsible Canadian citizen, he is very mature and does what a Canadian would do, also he bakes good bribery cookies so how about we pick him?
1) Pick the first guy
2) Pick the second guy