
This guy is kind of an inconsiderate douchebag, there´s nothing much else to say for now other than you don´t want to pick him lest everyone know you are a douchebag too.

The second kid is a responsible Canadian citizen, he is very mature and does what a Canadian would do, also he bakes good bribery cookies so how about we pick him?
Options:
1) Pick the first guy
2) Pick the second guy
3) Cookiepocalypse