Ah, I see my old apprentice, Lord Jareen the Mad Is recruiting new army again? Well then, Me and my Undead legions are always at yours, and Princess Janina's service.... If you need any help, I'll be glad to assist, as always. Many times we have tried to capture the Capital, many times we have failed because of those pesky Champions and their Leader, Eggyslavius (cursed be his name!), but not this time. This time, Planearia will fall to our forces of darkness, and we shall rule the Land of Southparkia!

Sincerely yours,

Eggiz'lah King of Worms, Archont of Black Synod, Master of Dark Arts, Loyal servant of Janina II of Bikinium, etc, etc.