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Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:12 pm
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Granted. Thanks to super futuristic technology, you can use them many times. If you survive the first launch, that is....

I wish Skyrim didn't CTD everytime I go to Breezehome. That's really f***in' annoying.... >(
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:32 pm

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Wish granted, but it erases your memory

I wish for a good meat lovers pizza
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:48 pm
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Granted. But the meat on the Pizza is contaminated with an virus, that causes a zombie apocalypse.

I wish for holding all my resolutions for 2013. And same for you.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:14 pm
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Granted. Except... NOT. :P

I Wish y'all happy New year. :party:
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:26 pm

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granted, but we all go emo so there is no happiness!!

i wish i had a pet giraffe called horatio
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:34 pm
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Granted, but it eats your plants and poops on the carpet in your living room.

I wish for new episode of Epic Rap Battles of history.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:57 am

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Granted, but your internet broke so you cant see it!

I wish the scottish new year coverage wasnt so dreary
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:34 pm
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Granted, it somehow was bright day at midnight... wait, how does.... anyway!

I wish fireworks wouldn't mess the streets so much.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:20 pm
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Granted, here's a broom, fave fun cleaning all that mess.

I wish for more cash to spent it on Lego.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:17 pm
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Granted! Here You go, more cash for you. But Lego will get invaluable...

I wis h for some motivation to learn for maths test.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:44 pm
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Granted. You are SO eager to study maths, but you will fail anyway.

I wish someone else made a wish.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:37 pm

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granted, i wish for cake and you don't get any!

i wish for more people to come to this website.
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:26 pm
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Granted, but they all just want to advert for kitchen sellers in GB... :(

I wish for luck. Because I'll write my exams next week.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:18 pm
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Here's a four-leaf clover. No, it's not gonna tell you the right answers on an exam, it's just a useless plant, which somehow symbolises good luck.

I wish I had a tophat and a monocle.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:07 pm

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granted, the top hat falls down your head and you suffocate and did :)

i wish for a green power ring
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:42 pm
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Granted, but when you test it, and fly into outer space, the ring stops working, and leaves you floating and dying from the lack of oxygen.

I wish my cough was over...... :sick:
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:15 am

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Granted, but the cure gives you the flesh-eating-virus...so...

I wish for my prelim exams to be quick and easy...
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:47 pm

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Well my real exams were a lot better...

I wish I could see the Queen DJ :dance:
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:01 pm
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Granted, but he doesn't want to talk to you
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:15 pm
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I wish for immortality.
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Credit to Jabels for signature...

Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:25 pm

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Granted, You watch all your loved ones die and you can never join them, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

I wish the new TMNT Movie to be good
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:51 pm
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Granted, but it's so good, it's horrible (because fuck logic).

I wish More people visited South Park Studio, and no, they can't be trolls or spammers or bots.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:04 pm

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Granted, but so many people visit it crashes the website Permanently

I wish to complete my collection of lego simpsons minifigures
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:40 pm
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Granted, you get all the minifigs you don't have, but they have missing parts.

I wish there was fourth season of ERB allready.......
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:14 pm

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Granted, but the stress of making all the new pictures drives me insane and i kill you all
I hope you are happy with yourself...

I wish for spoilers to be non-existent.
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:39 pm
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Ok, but.......

Spoiler: show
Hi I am Spoiler tool and I used to hide spoilers on this fine forum. But now thanks to Jetpack guy i'm obsolete. You bastard, I have wife and 2 kids to feed! And because of your stupid wish I lost my job! Fuck you man, I hope you're happy now..... ;o


Erm... that was awkward.... :drop: Anyway, I wish I had Internet at our summer house, where I'm going this weekend.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:11 pm

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granted, but it only shows spreadsheets

I wish to pass all my exams
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:42 pm

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Granted, but you are now failing everything else in life.

I wish for more wishes.
This text is way to small...IS THAT BETTER!!!

Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:22 pm

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Granted, but the wishes get given to everyone and as everyone gets what they want, this leads to social unrest, unrest.

I wish I could write a script for my batman fan film.
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:03 am
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Granted, but your script sucks so much, that no director wants to make a film of it.

I wish for a bowl of cereal.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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