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Post Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:07 pm
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Granted, but you don't recieve any gifts.

I wish my internet connection wasn't so slow.
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Post Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:52 pm

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Granted, now it's even slower

I wish for good fireworks
Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?

Post Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:47 pm
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Granted. But they explode right in the moment you lit them. In your face...

I wish you guys would reply in the other games...
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:51 pm

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granted, but they play it so much they forget to eat and die...
i hope you feel happy >:(

i wish to never wear my retainer!
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Post Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:34 pm
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Granted. Who needs a retainer if you have no teeth.....

I wish Viralmonster was back in the community....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:00 am

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Granted but when he returned he left the door open and spammers and unsavoury people joined,

I wanna be a pie
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Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:03 pm
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Granted, here's a pie... In your face. SPLAT!

I wish I my essay was already finished....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:42 pm
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Granted, but you missed the topic and got a really bad mark.

I wish for more South Park episodes... they shouldn't do a winter break...
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:34 pm

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granted, you watch them, but they are in korean

i wish to be with my girlfriend forever...
Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?

Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:09 pm
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Granted, hell, you will even marry her, and have little Jetpacklings, but she'll turn out to be a nagging hag. :P

I wish I weren't so lazy......
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:56 pm

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granted, but you are so active you die of exhaustion

i wish i was a mutant
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Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:30 pm
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Granted. Cancer is also some sort of mutation, right?

I wish Series 9 of Lego Collectable minifigs were already here.....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:14 pm

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Granted, but they are all new colours of cheerleaders

I wish I had a Chevy Volt
Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?

Post Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:16 pm
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An i wisch for our maths teacher being ill for another week...
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Post Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:07 pm

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@Jetpack-Guy: Granted, but as you drove with it, the battery started burning, the tank exploded and you died.
@Till: Granted, but you got a reserve math teacher writing an exam by order of the ill taecher.

I wish for DVD´s of all 15 available southpark seasons, including episodes 200 & 201 full uncensored. :D

Post Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:57 pm
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Granted! But the only available languages on these DVDs are korean, turkish and the language of penguins...

I wisch for way better skills on typing...
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:59 pm
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Granted they're so good, that your keyboard exploded.

I'm hungry, I wish for pizza. :hungry:
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:06 pm
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Granted! But it contains poison.

@Eggy: bad Thing I have a laptop :(

I wish for a the new complete season The Walking Dead on DVD
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:34 pm

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Granted! But the new season is so good, realistic and horrible that you get scared and paranoid. You never want to watch any series and movies containing zombies or voilence. Only My little Pony..... all the Time

I wish for a glass of cold pure water.

Post Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:33 pm

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Granted, but its so pure the hydrogen, in it catches fire and u explode

I wish for a jetpack
Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?

Post Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:23 pm
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Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish TES V: Dragonborn was already avaible for PC.....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:21 pm
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Granted, but Its only available for Windows Vista...

I wisch for a really good book.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:28 pm
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Granted. I heard many good reviews of The Bible, so here you go. :P

I wish for something to eat.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:33 am

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Granted, but it's your least favorite food and you no longer have an appetite because you are grossed out by said food that's in front of you.

I wish for an internship....
I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980

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Post Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:06 pm

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granted, but it is with dr evil

i wish for a wii u
Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?

Post Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:12 pm
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Granted, Batteries and games sold separately.

I wish for a Lego Brand Store near my house.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:17 pm

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granted, but it only sells lego friends and duplo.

i wish for a set of iron man armor
Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?

Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:54 am

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Jetpack-guy wrote:
granted, but it only sells lego friends and duplo.
:D :lol: :rofl:

Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:04 am
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Granted. It's rather painfully tight in the groin.

I wish for some lemonade beer.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:33 am
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Granted, but you drink a few more than you should, and wake up naked on the street.

I wish for reusable fireworks!
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

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