The Wish Corruptor

[Dogzilla]

Granted, but you don't recieve any gifts.

I wish my internet connection wasn't so slow.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, now it's even slower

I wish for good fireworks

[Till]

Granted. But they explode right in the moment you lit them. In your face...

I wish you guys would reply in the other games...

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but they play it so much they forget to eat and die...
i hope you feel happy >:(

i wish to never wear my retainer!

[Eggyslav]

Granted. Who needs a retainer if you have no teeth.....

I wish Viralmonster was back in the community....

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted but when he returned he left the door open and spammers and unsavoury people joined,

I wanna be a pie

[Eggyslav]

Granted, here's a pie... In your face. SPLAT!

I wish I my essay was already finished....

[Till]

Granted, but you missed the topic and got a really bad mark.

I wish for more South Park episodes... they shouldn't do a winter break...

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, you watch them, but they are in korean

i wish to be with my girlfriend forever...

[Eggyslav]

Granted, hell, you will even marry her, and have little Jetpacklings, but she'll turn out to be a nagging hag.

I wish I weren't so lazy......

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but you are so active you die of exhaustion

i wish i was a mutant

[Eggyslav]

Granted. Cancer is also some sort of mutation, right?

I wish Series 9 of Lego Collectable minifigs were already here.....

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, but they are all new colours of cheerleaders

I wish I had a Chevy Volt

[Till]

An i wisch for our maths teacher being ill for another week...

@Jetpack-Guy: Granted, but as you drove with it, the battery started burning, the tank exploded and you died.
@Till: Granted, but you got a reserve math teacher writing an exam by order of the ill taecher.

I wish for DVD´s of all 15 available southpark seasons, including episodes 200 & 201 full uncensored.

[Till]

Granted! But the only available languages on these DVDs are korean, turkish and the language of penguins...

I wisch for way better skills on typing...

[Eggyslav]

Granted they're so good, that your keyboard exploded.

I'm hungry, I wish for pizza.

[Till]

Granted! But it contains poison.

@Eggy: bad Thing I have a laptop

I wish for a the new complete season The Walking Dead on DVD

Granted! But the new season is so good, realistic and horrible that you get scared and paranoid. You never want to watch any series and movies containing zombies or voilence. Only My little Pony..... all the Time

I wish for a glass of cold pure water.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, but its so pure the hydrogen, in it catches fire and u explode

I wish for a jetpack

[Eggyslav]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish TES V: Dragonborn was already avaible for PC.....

[Till]

Granted, but Its only available for Windows Vista...

I wisch for a really good book.

[Eggyslav]

Granted. I heard many good reviews of The Bible, so here you go.

I wish for something to eat.

[bellaXraven]

Granted, but it's your least favorite food and you no longer have an appetite because you are grossed out by said food that's in front of you.

I wish for an internship....

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but it is with dr evil

i wish for a wii u

[Eggyslav]

Granted, Batteries and games sold separately.

I wish for a Lego Brand Store near my house.

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but it only sells lego friends and duplo.

i wish for a set of iron man armor

[Eggyslav]

Granted. It's rather painfully tight in the groin.

I wish for some lemonade beer.

[Till]

Granted, but you drink a few more than you should, and wake up naked on the street.

I wish for reusable fireworks!