The Wish Corruptor

[Eggyslav]

Granted, but you get to have every malignant cancer, from skin to testicles, from lungs to brain.

I wish for time controlling powers.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, you go to the dinosaur times kill a wasp causing this website to not exist making every one of US kill ourselves, I hope your happy.

I wish I was James bond

[bellaXraven]

Granted, but when you're fighting with Alec Trevelyan on the cradle, he pushes you off and you fall to your death.


I wish for a virtual reality video game!!!

[Eggyslav]

Granted, but it's a horror-survival game, which is too terrifying to play.

I wish I had all files from my old computer in my laptop.......

[Till]

Granted. But you have each of them 15 times. And they are all mixed up, renamed and cryptographically secured. have fun!

I wish for our Teacher forgetting this years exams on his desk.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, but he'll make a new, far more difficult exam. Good luck....

I wish Janina had drawn my prize wish already....

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but in the rush she misread it and now we have sexual organs...

i wish for a pet wolf

[Till]

granted but it eats you.

I wish for a color pencil that can switch to every color I want and doesn't get used up.

[Eggyslav]

Very well, but it can only switch to white, bright white, snow white, milky white and eggshell white.

I wish I owned a monster Truck.....

[Till]

Granted. You owned one. But you sold it because everytime you drive it you kill lots of people. because you can't see anything while driving it.

regarding my wish: So, it can switch to EVERY color I want, but only some different tones of withe? strange.

My new wish: my own tropic island!

[Eggyslav]

Here you go, a tropical island, full of venomous snakes, giant spiders, mosquitoes, vampire bats, and other beasties... and a tribe of not so friendly cannibals....... Did I mentioned that island is right in the middle of Bermuda Triangle?

I wish to live in The Elder Scrolls games universe, Tamriel.....

[Till]

Granted. You live in the Game. But tomorrow there will be the new version released. And you know what happens with old games...

btw, guys, I have my own island now! You are all invented! First international sp-studio community meeting!

what brings us to my next wish. look above.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, but Jabels comes stoned as hell and ruins the party. (Sorry Jabels)

I wish for a samurai armor to my collection.

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but when u try and wall mount it, it fall and kills you.

i wish for a fez!

[bellaXraven]

Granted! You are now an owner of a Fez!
But while you are walking on the road near a steep cliff, Austin Powers mistakes you for Mustafa and pushes you off the cliff!

I wish I could go back in time and see The Beatles perform on The Ed Sullivan Show!

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but get stuck in the 60s and get caught in a public orgy

i wish for a cake!

[Eggyslav]

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish to watch 2001: Space Odissey.

[Jetpack-guy]

granted, but it is a remake done by Michael Bay!!!(oh the horror!!!!)

i wish for money

[Eggyslav]

Granted. Have fun explaining the police that these money aren't counterfeit.

I wish I didn't had to go to the university tomorrow.....

[Till]

Granted. But instead you have a visit at the dentist's and a root treatment.

I wish for not failing in maths.

[Eggyslav]

Granted, you'll fail at other classes.

I wish I wasn't drunk right now.... XP

[Till]

Granted. hey, and it comes even better

I wish for not having to do a English keynote tomorrow.

[Eggyslav]

Granted. You must do it NOW.

I wish for an Idea for a wish.

[Till]

Granted. You wish for...

I wish for a cool idea for the current contest.

[Eggyslav]

Granted. Your Idea was so good that it was against the rules, and you got disqualified.

I wish Till stopped spamming smoking smileys at me.

[Jetpack-guy]

Granted, but he then puts smilies bumming each other
I wish for super powers

[Till]

Granted. Now your able to kill Yourself by snipping a finger. Isn't that a kind of super power?

@ Eggy:
@ JP: there are some, Janina just didn't include them:

i wish for more smoker smilies

Lol, accidental double post...

Eggy

[Eggyslav]

Granted. Now they smoke so much that they gave you lung cancer.

I wish for everyday being weekend.

[Till]

Granted. But theres weekend class ant your university from now on.

btw, that much?

I wish for the nights being longer. So you can sleep longer...

[Eggyslav]

Granted, enjoy several month long nights, for you've been teleported to north pole.

I wish that there was Christmas already.......