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Post Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:46 pm
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Granted, but you get to have every malignant cancer, from skin to testicles, from lungs to brain.

I wish for time controlling powers.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:27 am

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Granted, you go to the dinosaur times kill a wasp causing this website to not exist making every one of US kill ourselves, I hope your happy.

I wish I was James bond
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:17 am

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Granted, but when you're fighting with Alec Trevelyan on the cradle, he pushes you off and you fall to your death.


I wish for a virtual reality video game!!!
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange, I'm not gonna change, and I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980

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Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:06 am
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Granted, but it's a horror-survival game, which is too terrifying to play.

I wish I had all files from my old computer in my laptop.......
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:24 am
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Granted. But you have each of them 15 times. And they are all mixed up, renamed and cryptographically secured. have fun!

I wish for our Teacher forgetting this years exams on his desk.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:59 pm
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Granted, but he'll make a new, far more difficult exam. Good luck.... :P

I wish Janina had drawn my prize wish already....
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:49 pm

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granted, but in the rush she misread it and now we have sexual organs...

i wish for a pet wolf
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:20 pm
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granted but it eats you.

I wish for a color pencil that can switch to every color I want and doesn't get used up.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:46 pm
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Very well, but it can only switch to white, bright white, snow white, milky white and eggshell white.

I wish I owned a monster Truck.....
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:37 pm
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Granted. You owned one. But you sold it because everytime you drive it you kill lots of people. because you can't see anything while driving it.

regarding my wish: So, it can switch to EVERY color I want, but only some different tones of withe? strange.

My new wish: my own tropic island!
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:23 pm
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Here you go, a tropical island, full of venomous snakes, giant spiders, mosquitoes, vampire bats, and other beasties... and a tribe of not so friendly cannibals....... Did I mentioned that island is right in the middle of Bermuda Triangle? :evil:

I wish to live in The Elder Scrolls games universe, Tamriel.....
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:47 pm
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Granted. You live in the Game. But tomorrow there will be the new version released. And you know what happens with old games...

btw, guys, I have my own island now! You are all invented! First international sp-studio community meeting!

what brings us to my next wish. look above.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:02 am
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Granted, but Jabels comes stoned as hell and ruins the party. :P (Sorry Jabels)

I wish for a samurai armor to my collection.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:25 pm

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granted, but when u try and wall mount it, it fall and kills you.

i wish for a fez!
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:02 am

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Granted! You are now an owner of a Fez!
But while you are walking on the road near a steep cliff, Austin Powers mistakes you for Mustafa and pushes you off the cliff!

I wish I could go back in time and see The Beatles perform on The Ed Sullivan Show!
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange, I'm not gonna change, and I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980

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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:34 pm

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granted, but get stuck in the 60s and get caught in a public orgy :puke:

i wish for a cake!
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:03 pm
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Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish to watch 2001: Space Odissey.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:51 pm

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granted, but it is a remake done by Michael Bay!!!(oh the horror!!!!)

i wish for money
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:08 pm
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Granted. Have fun explaining the police that these money aren't counterfeit.

I wish I didn't had to go to the university tomorrow.....
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:32 pm
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Granted. But instead you have a visit at the dentist's and a root treatment.

I wish for not failing in maths.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:54 pm
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Granted, you'll fail at other classes.

I wish I wasn't drunk right now.... XP
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:29 pm
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Granted. hey, and it comes even better Image

I wish for not having to do a English keynote tomorrow.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:12 pm
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Granted. You must do it NOW.

I wish for an Idea for a wish. :P
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:49 pm
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Granted. You wish for...Image

I wish for a cool idea for the current contest.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:07 pm
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Granted. Your Idea was so good that it was against the rules, and you got disqualified.

I wish Till stopped spamming smoking smileys at me. :P
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:31 pm

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Granted, but he then puts smilies bumming each other
I wish for super powers
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:01 pm
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Granted. Now your able to kill Yourself by snipping a finger. Isn't that a kind of super power? :eyebrows:

@ Eggy: Image
@ JP: there are some, Janina just didn't include them: Image

i wish for more smoker smilies

Lol, accidental double post... :P

Eggy
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:04 pm
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Granted. Now they smoke so much that they gave you lung cancer.

I wish for everyday being weekend.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:09 pm
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Granted. But theres weekend class ant your university from now on.

btw, that much? Image

I wish for the nights being longer. So you can sleep longer...
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:15 pm
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Granted, enjoy several month long nights, for you've been teleported to north pole. :P

I wish that there was Christmas already.......
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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