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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:12 pm

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I found this game on some old forums I used to visit.
Pretty much, you wish for something that you think would work to your advantage, but then the next person would determine the outcome of your wish that no longer works to your advantage.

All of the wishes and responses re meant to be hypothetical.
When you are replying to a wish, use your imagination for the negative outcome of said wish instead of basing it on reality.

Examples:


1) Person A: I wish to be invincible!

Person B replies: Granted, but your friends and family die before you and when the world ends, you'll float around in space for eternity.

2) Person A: I wish for a mansion!

Person B replies: Granted, but the person who sold you the mansion forgot to mention that the mansion is haunted.



I'll start!


I wish for a brand new car!
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange, I'm not gonna change, and I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980

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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:20 pm
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Ok Bella, but are you aware that being not used to new car there's a bigger chance of you causing a road accident?

I wish to go to Egypt.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:32 pm
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@bellaX: but You live in New York City, right? There are already so much cars. were would you park it? And when do you want to use it? In the rush hour? Much fun :D

@Eggy: first damn you. In Egypt they still have trouble with the building a democratic state. Its also dangerous. You may be kidnapped. and never enter this Forum again...

I want to ride my bike from Alaska to cape hoorn/south america some day.
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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:39 pm
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@ Till: You could freeze on Alaska, got eaten by bears, got shot, etc. And riding a bike in dense Amazon Jungle doesn't seem possible.....

I want to be an archeologist!
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:42 pm

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Granted. You are now an archeologist.

But while you were studying the ruins of an old civilization, the ruins collapsed and now you are caved in!


I wish for world peace!
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange, I'm not gonna change, and I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980

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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:47 pm
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What can I say? That will never happen? But i don't want to talk so pessimistic.

I wish for the new Green Day album (¡Dos!) not being too bad.
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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:58 pm

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I apologize, I should have explained this a little better.

All of the wishes and stuff...are meant to be hypothetical.
When you are replying to a wish, use your imagination for the negative outcome of said wish instead of basing it on reality.
For example, @Till, when you responded to the world peace wish...you could have said something along the lines of "Granted! But now the world has become so incredibly dull that you die of boredom. :)
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange, I'm not gonna change, and I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980

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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:59 pm
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Very well, It won't be too bad, because Green Day will NEVER release any new album. :P

I wish I had a Time Machine...
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:46 am
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Eggyslav wrote:
Very well, It won't be too bad, because Green Day will NEVER release any new album.

That is in no way a bad thing.
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:05 am
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Granted! But on your first trip something goes wrong and you got stuck in time with a really angry T-Rex. To make things worse you step on a little rat, one of our ancestors, while you try to escape. This leads to huge changes in the evolution of mankind and suddenly you disappear, because you never were born. Oops.

I wish for some really rich SP-Studio fan ringing my bell and present me with one of the old "modular houses" sets from Lego (they cost hundrets of € now)...
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No, I won't add more body shapes, band shirts or sports trikots. Really.

Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:10 am
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Granted, but the SP-Studio fan was holding a grudge against you, because you banned him. when you open the box, instead of Legos you find a bomb which explodes in your face. :P

I wish I had each and every Lego set ever made....
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:52 am
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Granted, but you build such huge things out of them, that everything turns into a huge maze and you famish.

Id like to have my own theme park.
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:38 pm

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Granted! You have your own theme park!

But due to insufficient funds, the power goes out and you're stuck upside down on a roller coaster....


I wish for the ability to fly!
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange, I'm not gonna change, and I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980

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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 5:04 pm

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Granted!
U get sucked into a jet engine and killed

I want to become the green arrow!
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:40 pm
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Granted, but when you pursuit Gentleman Ghost, he outsmarts you and buries you alive.

I wish I was a pirate...... Yarrr......
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:11 pm
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Granted, but did you ever watched the beginning of the third part of "pirates of the Caribbean" ? The East India Company will hang you.

I wish for having my own giraffe! sense? :D
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:27 pm
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Granted, but the giraffe develops rabies within an urban environment and causes riots in your town, killing you in the process.

I wish I could tap into the abilities of any animal on earth.
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:34 pm
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Granted, but you can only tap into the ability of a starfish. And by it I don't mean regeneration but the ability to pop your stomach out through mouth.

I wish to be omnipotent.
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:38 pm
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@Jabels: Granted. But always think of the fact that humans are always the last part of the food chain :hungry:

@Eggy: damn you again! Granted. But you get bored soon and you commit suicide...

I wish for becoming a pilot. (oh, what provocation... :rolleyes:)
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:10 pm
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Granted, but crazy Muslim extremists will capture your plane and drive it into nearest skyscrapper.

I wish to go to the moon. :P
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:14 pm
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Granted, but you didn't wish for an oxygen supply. Have fun!

I wish I had a lifetime's supply of comic books at my disposal.
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:17 pm

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Granted, buuuut you didn't wish for a space suit and I think we all know what happens next.

I wish nothing could go wrong with my next wish. (Did I just crack the game?)
"It's all bullshit, folks and its bad for ya."-George Carlin

Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:25 pm
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Granted, and yes you did. I guess we have to kill you, sorry. Please send your address per PM. Thanks.

I wish for Its being legal for my age to buy fireworks. (wow, I did it again... :rolleyes:)
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:34 pm

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Granted! but idot kids will be blowing up your house on mischief night.

I wish i could freeze & unfreeze time at my will
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:38 pm
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Granted, but when you freeze the time, you also freeze yourself. :P

I want to see what afterlife is like......
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:44 pm
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Granted, just kill yourself and you'll know! :P

I wish for my own South Park episode. Thats a hard one. Please don't write what I am thinking...
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:50 pm
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Granted, but you play the role of Kenny. :P

I wish I didn't had so many essays to write.......
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:06 pm
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Granted. You don't have SO many anymore. But even more!

I wish for not having English Test tomorrow.
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:14 pm
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Granted, But you can't pass to next class due to the insufficent number of grades.

I wish I wouldn't have to wake up at 6:00 am tomorrow.... :zzz:
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Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!
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Post Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:25 pm
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Eggyslav wrote:
Granted, But you can't pass to next class due to the insufficent number of grades.

I wish I wouldn't have to wake up at 6:00 am tomorrow.... :zzz:


But than eggy you would miss things that are importand.

I wish for a lolly
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