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Post Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:51 pm

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Granted, But it is Raisin Bran in Skimmed Milk :puke:

I wish to run at superspeed.
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:29 pm
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Granted, but let's do a little math here: You Running + Wall = Your body splattered all over the wall.

I wish for something not poisonous to eat...
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:05 pm

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Granted, I don't think the flesh-eating virus is poisonous...

I wish for the good TV to start back
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:02 pm
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Granted, but your TV set stops working.

I wish I had "Black Seas Barracuda" Lego Pirates set......
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:06 pm

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granted, but no instructions....

I wish that my neighbour's children playing outside would shut up
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:13 pm
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Eh, lack of instructions is no problem since you can download a .pdf of them... ANYWAY!

You wanted them little brats to be quiet? Granted! Now they will not usher a word because they're DEAD!

I wish for more games on my PS3, and a second gamepad.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:50 pm

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granted, but the gamepad is without batteries and the all the games are modern 3d sonic games

I wish for inspiration
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:35 am
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Granted. You are inspired to shoot yourself............yeah.....

I wish I was a badass ninja robot from outer space who can shoot lasers from his eyes and fly...
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Credit to Jabels for signature...

Post Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:12 pm
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Granted, but your batteries have a short lifespan.

I wish I knew everything about Early Christian Art & Architecture, so I won't have to study for my exam.....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:10 pm

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Granted, but the surplus of information gets rid of other things you know, like the date of the exam

I wish I could sleep
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:29 am
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Wish Granted. Welcome to Quagmire, the Daedric realm of Vaernima, Where you are dreaming nightmares, and never wake up. SWEET DREAMS.......


I wish for a warm autumn and mild winter. And no global warming, or other athmospheric anomaly bullshit.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:57 pm

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granted, but your door lock is broken so you can't enjoy it!

I wish for pizza
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:59 pm
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'Ere you go, But it's with Anchovies, Fish sauce, and mouldy cheese, and it smells Horribly.

I wish there was an update for LDD with lot's of bricks and minifig decorations....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:28 pm

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granted, but its all chima

I wish for more time
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:08 am
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Granted, You heard that Gravity stretches time? Let me just push you from a high ledge, you'll have more time.... I'm no quantum scientist, but this should work... Well, until you plummet to the ground.

I just made an awesome pic of Doc Ock, And I wish the next contest was about Marvel Villains, or comic book villains in general, so I could post it...... :D
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:57 pm

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granted, but you are accused of cheating and you lose. ha

i wish for tacos
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:47 pm
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There you go, extra spicy, super hot taco, cue Mr. Creosote-like digestive track explosion....

I wish for more space to display my lego models.....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:09 pm

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granted, you just invaded russia, theres a lot of space there right?

I wish I could absorb books information instantly
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:35 pm
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Granted, you accidentally absorbed "50 Shades of Grey"..... :drop:

I wish the political unrest in Ukraine was over.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:06 pm

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Country: United Kingdom (uk)
granted, nuking the country will stop all unrest right?

I wish music followed me wherever i was
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:08 am
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Wish Granted, but the longer you listen to the music, the more annoing it is, And soon, it drives you insane.

I wish for a new PC, with lot's of RAM, and good graphic card. And it must work.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:20 pm

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granted, but you can't open the box

I wish someone else would join this topic.
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:16 pm
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Granted, I've joined it. XD

I wish we played something else.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:26 pm

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Country: United Kingdom (uk)
granted, anyone up for russian roulette?

I wish for a 7th Professor Layton game.
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:13 am
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granted. But you know… It only comes for Atari 2600.

I wish for this girl to… damn. This already was corrupted today… okay. Ice cream please. Yep, give me ice cream.
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:40 pm

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Granted, but it is cyanide flavoured

I wish this scottish referendum would just get over it.
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:26 am
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GRANTED!

I wish I wouldn't have failed the eyesight test for driving school. :thumbdown:
signatures suc... wait, oh damnit!

Post Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:16 pm
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Granted, now you can see FOREVER, but you fail driving test anyway.

I wish I already have finished studies, got a degree, and a decent, well paid job.....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Sun Sep 28, 2014 2:03 pm

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Country: United Kingdom (uk)
granted, you now work for the worlds oldest profession...

I wish for more pretzel m&ms
I'm a Motherf*cking Fox.
-John Green

Post Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:13 pm

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(Mmmm, Pretzel M&M's' those are my favorite kind of M&M's!)

Granted! You got more Pretzel M&M's!

But because you had so many pretzel M&Ms, your body rejects it and you no longer crave them.



I wish I could stop having writer's block!
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange, I'm not gonna change, and I don't give a damn about my bad reputation! -Joan Jett, Bad Reputation 1980

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