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Post Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:00 pm

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bellaXraven wrote:
But because you had so many pretzel M&Ms, your body rejects it and you no longer crave them.
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That's impossible

Anyway, Granted. However the only story you can think of is midget torture porn...

I wish for ISIS to all die.
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:06 pm
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Granted, but they come back as zombies and the plague spreads way faster than ebola. Also, they're running zombies so it won't be fun.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time whenever I want.
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:00 pm
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Granted, you have just screwed up all the quantum mechanics, and suddenly the very fabric of time-space continuum is destroyed.

I wish for new headphones for my phone.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:34 pm

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Granted, but they only play its a small world on repeat.

I wish i could download the orange box on my xbox. YOU WERE HAPPY TO TAKE MY MONEY MICROSOFT!!!!
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Post Sun Oct 12, 2014 8:49 pm
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Jetpack-guy wrote:
Granted, but they only play its a small world on repeat.

I wish i could download the orange box on my xbox. YOU WERE HAPPY TO TAKE MY MONEY MICROSOFT!!!!




Granted by the download caused to crash your xbox.

I wish nothing
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Post Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:23 am

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Granted, There is only nothing... NOTHING....

I wish for cryokinetic powers
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Post Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:22 pm

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Granted, but your cryokinetic powers go awry, unleashes eternal winter, and Idina Menzel sings "Let It Go" 24/7, all year round.

I wish for a hug.
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Post Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:56 am
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Granted, you'll get a hug.... From a Grizzly Bear.

I wish I owned a castle.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:10 am

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Granted, you are now the owner of America fast food chain White Castle!!

I wish Bono would die.
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Post Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:13 pm
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Granted, but then we wouldn't have the biggest crap in the unvierse anymore!

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I wish for a second South Park movie...
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Post Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:33 am

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Granted, done 15 years after Trey Parker and Matt Stone's death, baring no resemblance to the original show!

I wish a longer holiday.
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Post Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:12 am
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Granted, Holiday are now all-year, but due the low education number of unemployed people drastically increases, and causes civil unrest, causing chaos all over the globe.

I wish new Lego sets were already avaible in Poland.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:20 am

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granted, but only lego friend

I wish for a bacon sandwich
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Post Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:27 pm
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Granted, It's a do-it-yourself sandwich, here's some bread, a pig, and a butcher's knife. you know what to do....

I wish it was already voting time at the current contest.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:11 pm

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granted, but you get disqualified

I wish for clear skin
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Post Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:03 am

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WISH GRANTED
You now have perfect clear skin. It has a real impact on the ladies as they run in horror from your (seemingly) skinless body :)
I wish I had better internet

Post Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:15 pm
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Granted, Your Internet connection is so fast, your computer catches on fire.

I wish for money, lots of it.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:25 am

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WISH GRANTED
That afternoon a light rain falls as 3 dump trucks show up and unload many tonnes of monopoly money on your front lawn. The paper money turns to mush in the wet and over the next few weeks attracts hordes or flies and vermin leaving you wonder why you did not wish for "Real" money :D
I wish Christmas Holidays were here already (1week to go)

Post Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:31 pm

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Granted, but being a week behind drives Santa mental and craps in everyone's stockings. Good Work

I wish to avoid spoilers
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Post Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:40 pm
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Jetpack-guy wrote:
Granted, but being a week behind drives Santa mental and craps in everyone's stockings. Good Work

I wish to avoid spoilers


Granted but the movies turned into spoilers and spoilers into movies..

I wish for myself in a game
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Post Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:39 pm

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Granted, I hope you enjoy being that first Goomba...

I wish for snow
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Post Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:59 am

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Granted! But someone missunderstood your wish. You woke up on a cocaine plantation and got killed by columbian drug-dealers.

I wish I were a child again.

Post Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:35 am
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Granted, you haven't specified what age you want to be, so you became an embryo.

I wish I lived in 18th century.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:39 pm

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Granted, hope you enjoy a lack of anti-biotics!

I wish for x ray vision
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Post Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:03 am

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The Genie merely waves his hand and says "WISH GRANTED FOOLISH MORTAL" then disappears.
Quickly you discover that Permanent X-Ray vision is a horrible way to go through life as you are surrounded by chattering skeletons that you don't even recognize. Terrified, you recoil as the skeletons try to calm you down and days later, strapped to a table and frothing at the mouth, you can only watch in mute horror as unknown skeletons start to perform a strange medical examination on you with alien tools in an alien world.

I wish it wasn't so damned hot!

Post Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:15 am
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Wish Granted, Welcome to Siberia!

I wish I didn't had to go to university today.....
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

Post Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:17 pm

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granted, enjoy future unemployment

I wish for a decent Wonder Woman movie
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Post Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:24 pm

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Granted and Dame Judi Dench will be Wonder Woman.

I wish I had the ability to fly.

Post Fri Dec 19, 2014 8:54 pm

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Granted, the highspeed flight gives you friction burns all over your body and you also get frostbite

I wish to the 2nd TMNT movie to have a villain other than Shredder!
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Post Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:31 pm
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Granted, It's Shredder's clone.

I wish Sims 3 didn't go so slow on my computer. (Yeah, that's what I play recently....)
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum!
Deine zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein saftner Flügel weilt!

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