This grotesque fusion of a human and squid was supposed to be the basic Marine unit of Professor's army, but prototype Blooper turned out to be too dumb to follow orders, thus they were replaced with the Deep Ones. Actually, Blooper's mental capabilities are limited to floating in water and eating anything whatever will swim near to his deadly prehensile pincers. because these abominations proved to be useless for the Skull Syndicate, the nearly whole batch of Bloopers were exterminated. Professor spared one specimen to be his pet. Derpy, for that's how Ebenezer called the last Blooper, lives now in a huge aquarium, where he has plenty of food. He especially likes to eat all the prisoners and Syndicate's enemies that are dropped into his lair.