"I've always had, like, this natural talent for taking enormous chunks of burning debris to the head. After a workout I have my buddies fire 'em at me outta these old-fashioned trebuchet systems - except all modern and shit, like, y'know, mechanized - and man, some of these fireballs have been, like, the size of a basketball or a real big titty, and I just stand there and take it right on the temple and I don't even flinch.
"Some folks don't understand what I do. They say I'm crazy. They say I've almost certainly caused myself serious long-term physical and mental damage. I just say they're not as extreme as I am..."
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